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They are pretty awesome…

And some are perkier than others…

Oh snap.

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Bored cooters and boobs…

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(404): Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past.
Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.

(651): saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob…thank you for the valiant effort.

(804): Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.

(973): I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it

(479):  Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into “I’m too high for this date” he kept talking about trucks and I couldn’t stop making racial slurs

(505):  Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower

(706):  It’s like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa

(201):  He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming “senor cuervo” for doing me dirty.

(780):  Hey,’thunder cock’ as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.

(904):  Champagne is a vitamin, right?

(281):  i feel like this needs to be a ‘lose some teeth’ kind of weekend.

(619):  Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck

Pity the fool!